Some details that would be included in the script (if there were one) would be personaility.  Personalitiy would be in my script because Fred has plenty of personaliity and energy.   Another thing it might say is be dramatic and move around. Add a girly voice and be nerdy to fit his character. Rock back and forth and stutter to match the characters personality, also talk very fast. Honestly, I don't think there was a script to this because Fred just say what comes to his mind.  The only character in this video is Fred, and Fred is a witch for Halloween.  Fred is suppose to be autistic or just plain crazy.  Another thing I forgot to include is, the clock, PlayStation, and the camera the Fred was not suppose to play with. Another detail is when Fred's mom came home drunk.  Fred was the mom, actor, and Fred.  When Fred transformed into his mom, he had a deeper voice, and he was an alcoholic.  His costume also changed, when he was Fred, he had on a witch hat, when he was the mom, he had a a pillow in his shirt, (I guess he was trying to be fat).  This film also takes place in his house, just to show that he is home for Halloween, instead of out trick or treating.  Another thing that could possibly be emphasized in the script is, his anger problems. Some other things may be the unicorn and the image of himself popping up behind him, kind of like a ghost.  This is a true short clip comedy.

Here's another funny clip

  

Haiku

Haiku:

Music:

• Music is calming
• all the words sound good rhyming
• music to my ears

Clothing:

• Long sleeves keep me warm
• Short sleeves in the summer time
• quarter sleeves in fall

Dancing:

• Do a silly dance
• dance all day in the mirror
• Be silly and happy

My national holiday is, talk like a text message day.  All day people have to walk around using text language.  For instance, lol, omg, or ttyl.  This is the day kids, teachers, and even old people can talk like a text and text all day, or any time.  Around this time people get the newest cell phone free at any store that cells the service they have.  Most people will decorate by hanging parts of the cell phone all over their houses or classrooms.  People may even go as far as wearing socks with cell phones and sweaters with  cell phones on them.  This is the second most important holiday of the year.  Talk like a text and text all day day started back in 1950's.  Back then people used can good cans, and a string to connect them together, kind of like a telephone to talk to one another.  Then the was the civil cell war, where Americans fought the Chinese to get their good ideas and more efficient technology.  One thing lead to another, then  BAM! we got text. The true meaning of this day is to celebrate the day we could communicate with one another without speaking, and to get on our teachers nerves.  So as you can see text is more important then just another way to communicate, it has a legacy that will never die, but will improve.

My Law

My law would be for all men and women of any ages to keep their nails clean and manicured. I don't know about you, but i hate being around or seeing people with dirty finger nails.  This would be my law because people's finger nails should be nice and clean, especially in professional settings.  Why should I have to shake or hold hands with someone with dirty finger nails, how disgusting and germ filled.  Finger nails complete a person's look and it also tells you a lot about someone.  For instance, if i see or meet someone with dirty finger nails, I immediately think they are dirty, or possibly don't wash their hands thoroughly.  It is important for people to have clean hands so the people we shake hands or hold hands with, do not have to worry about getting infected with something.  I know for a fact life would be easier for me if everyone had clean manicured nails becuase then my mind would not wonder about what I could catch after holding that person's hand.  If people do not follow this law, their hands will get chopped off.  Not only must their hands be clean, but they also have to very well mosturized, because crusty hands are also a big turn off for me.  But back to the punishment, this punishment is only fair, because then no one would have to worry about, seeing, feeling, or having to hold someones infested and dirty hand.

Don't look t him too hard, he kills.  This creature is something I like to call a Dorse.  Rhis Dorse is far from friendly.  Although he may look nice, and soft, and cuddley, he's not.  He eats humans, and will bight your head off in an instant second if you show any love toward him.  He is an evil creature but captures his prey by giving his innocent ook, kinda like the one in this picture above.  He is a bad boy and rules the underground where these Dorses live.  If you ever come across one, do not fall for its innocent look.  Blood is its favorite meal and will be more then glad to eat it any way it can take it.  If they haven't eaten in more then an hour and can not find anyone to eat, then they will eat eat eachother and then grow back off its remains.  Gross huh?! Make sure you stay away from holes and forests, or you'll be next.

#4

This pig produces the best milk.  Although she may look a little funny this pig is the only pig on earth that can produce milk, rich, creamy milk at that.  The best part about this pig is she is only $2000 and lasts a lifetime.  Now tell me that's not a good deal.  Another good thing about this particular pig is, she is very independent as well as her babies.  This pig is just like a human.  She makes her own food, feeds herself, and cleans up her own mess.  It's like the pig comes house trained, this also contributes to the price of the pig.  If you don't buy this pig you are insane, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity.  If you call 1-800-99-PENNY you will recieve a baby pig for free.

#3

Like sinking your teeth into a cloud in the sky. It tastes like something your mom made. Better than finding a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. The creamy frosting along wit the gooey inside and rock hard outside. When I take a bite out of it my brain stops and paralyzes my body. The rainbow sprinkles jumping everywhere on the surface of the cupcake makes me want it even more. Especially the strawberry ones, they call out my name. The sweet sent makes my heart pound faster. The colors make my mouth water. As I get closer to it, it seems like it's running away from me, making temptation even stronger. As I bite into it my eyes roll to the back of my head, the warm strawberry sensation gets the best of me. I reach for more and more and more. Although I start feeling full after the twenty second one, I keep stuffing my face anyway. When I get to the last one, I knew there was no more room for another one, but I don't care. Putting that last one into my mouth was like trying to get a two thousand pound woman into a size to pair of jeans, impossible.

#2. Who do you think you are?

New York is in the ************* House!

For those of you who don't know, I am Tiffany Pollard.  YOu may have seen me from the first,  second and third season of Flavor of Love.  I mean how could you not know who I am, I'm the best at everything I do.  All though Flav did not pick me, I am still the best because I found my new man on my hit show, I Love New York.   I just set my myspace page up and the fans give me all the attention I deserve.  I know they love me, but who doesn!  I was born a star and as soon as I get my acting career together I'm gonna blow up like a nitro.  I know all my fans out there, which is everybody, watches my new show, New York goes to Hollywood.  The show is about me persuing my acting career.  I will be promoting that on my new website as well.  If you have not commented me or left messages on my page, you are a flat out loser.  I ain't lyin, comment my page or elsse I'm gonna push you just like I pushed pumpkin on the fisrt season of Flavor of Love.  This isnt a game, this is my fame!

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#1 Explain ThisTitle: Bitty Betty
Kindergartners:
The image above is a picture of my favorite character Betty Boop. Betty Boop is a very old character. Her hair and the way she dresses has never changed. Betty Boop was out when I was your ages. I like Betty Boop becuase she is cute and remindes me a lot of myself. I think if Betty Boop were real she would be very popular and outgoing. I also think she would shop just as much as I do. Betty Boop and I would be best friends, too bad she's just a cartoon.
Republicans:If Betty Boop were real she would be the best president. I think Betty Boop would be a little on the bossy side but that's what we need, a boss. I think Betty Boop would do plenty of justice for our Country, especially on the fashion side. Women wouldn't walk around looking like wet dogs and men would take showers. We need someone like Betty Boop to be president. She would make sure our troops go to war looking like they are getting ready for a magazine spread. Betty Boop would also help the poor. Instead of them looking like bums, she would groom them and clothe them so they can look good like everybody else.