Wednesday, November 19, 2008


My national holiday is, talk like a text message day.  All day people have to walk around using text language.  For instance, lol, omg, or ttyl.  This is the day kids, teachers, and even old people can talk like a text and text all day, or any time.  Around this time people get the newest cell phone free at any store that cells the service they have.  Most people will decorate by hanging parts of the cell phone all over their houses or classrooms.  People may even go as far as wearing socks with cell phones and sweaters with  cell phones on them.  This is the second most important holiday of the year.  Talk like a text and text all day day started back in 1950's.  Back then people used can good cans, and a string to connect them together, kind of like a telephone to talk to one another.  Then the was the civil cell war, where Americans fought the Chinese to get their good ideas and more efficient technology.  One thing lead to another, then  BAM! we got text. The true meaning of this day is to celebrate the day we could communicate with one another without speaking, and to get on our teachers nerves.  So as you can see text is more important then just another way to communicate, it has a legacy that will never die, but will improve.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008





My Law

My law would be for all men and women of any ages to keep their nails clean and manicured. I don't know about you, but i hate being around or seeing people with dirty finger nails.  This would be my law because people's finger nails should be nice and clean, especially in professional settings.  Why should I have to shake or hold hands with someone with dirty finger nails, how disgusting and germ filled.  Finger nails complete a person's look and it also tells you a lot about someone.  For instance, if i see or meet someone with dirty finger nails, I immediately think they are dirty, or possibly don't wash their hands thoroughly.  It is important for people to have clean hands so the people we shake hands or hold hands with, do not have to worry about getting infected with something.  I know for a fact life would be easier for me if everyone had clean manicured nails becuase then my mind would not wonder about what I could catch after holding that person's hand.  If people do not follow this law, their hands will get chopped off.  Not only must their hands be clean, but they also have to very well mosturized, because crusty hands are also a big turn off for me.  But back to the punishment, this punishment is only fair, because then no one would have to worry about, seeing, feeling, or having to hold someones infested and dirty hand.