Tuesday, October 28, 2008


Don't look t him too hard, he kills.  This creature is something I like to call a Dorse.  Rhis Dorse is far from friendly.  Although he may look nice, and soft, and cuddley, he's not.  He eats humans, and will bight your head off in an instant second if you show any love toward him.  He is an evil creature but captures his prey by giving his innocent ook, kinda like the one in this picture above.  He is a bad boy and rules the underground where these Dorses live.  If you ever come across one, do not fall for its innocent look.  Blood is its favorite meal and will be more then glad to eat it any way it can take it.  If they haven't eaten in more then an hour and can not find anyone to eat, then they will eat eat eachother and then grow back off its remains.  Gross huh?! Make sure you stay away from holes and forests, or you'll be next.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

#4
This pig produces the best milk.  Although she may look a little funny this pig is the only pig on earth that can produce milk, rich, creamy milk at that.  The best part about this pig is she is only $2000 and lasts a lifetime.  Now tell me that's not a good deal.  Another good thing about this particular pig is, she is very independent as well as her babies.  This pig is just like a human.  She makes her own food, feeds herself, and cleans up her own mess.  It's like the pig comes house trained, this also contributes to the price of the pig.  If you don't buy this pig you are insane, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity.  If you call 1-800-99-PENNY you will recieve a baby pig for free.