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Like sinking your teeth into a cloud in the sky. It tastes like something your mom made. Better than finding a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. The creamy frosting along wit the gooey inside and rock hard outside. When I take a bite out of it my brain stops and paralyzes my body. The rainbow sprinkles jumping everywhere on the surface of the cupcake makes me want it even more. Especially the strawberry ones, they call out my name. The sweet sent makes my heart pound faster. The colors make my mouth water. As I get closer to it, it seems like it's running away from me, making temptation even stronger. As I bite into it my eyes roll to the back of my head, the warm strawberry sensation gets the best of me. I reach for more and more and more. Although I start feeling full after the twenty second one, I keep stuffing my face anyway. When I get to the last one, I knew there was no more room for another one, but I don't care. Putting that last one into my mouth was like trying to get a two thousand pound woman into a size to pair of jeans, impossible.

#2. Who do you think you are?

New York is in the ************* House!

For those of you who don't know, I am Tiffany Pollard.  YOu may have seen me from the first,  second and third season of Flavor of Love.  I mean how could you not know who I am, I'm the best at everything I do.  All though Flav did not pick me, I am still the best because I found my new man on my hit show, I Love New York.   I just set my myspace page up and the fans give me all the attention I deserve.  I know they love me, but who doesn!  I was born a star and as soon as I get my acting career together I'm gonna blow up like a nitro.  I know all my fans out there, which is everybody, watches my new show, New York goes to Hollywood.  The show is about me persuing my acting career.  I will be promoting that on my new website as well.  If you have not commented me or left messages on my page, you are a flat out loser.  I ain't lyin, comment my page or elsse I'm gonna push you just like I pushed pumpkin on the fisrt season of Flavor of Love.  This isnt a game, this is my fame!

Check out my page:http://www.myspace.com/Tiffanypolland

#1 Explain ThisTitle: Bitty Betty
Kindergartners:
The image above is a picture of my favorite character Betty Boop. Betty Boop is a very old character. Her hair and the way she dresses has never changed. Betty Boop was out when I was your ages. I like Betty Boop becuase she is cute and remindes me a lot of myself. I think if Betty Boop were real she would be very popular and outgoing. I also think she would shop just as much as I do. Betty Boop and I would be best friends, too bad she's just a cartoon.
Republicans:If Betty Boop were real she would be the best president. I think Betty Boop would be a little on the bossy side but that's what we need, a boss. I think Betty Boop would do plenty of justice for our Country, especially on the fashion side. Women wouldn't walk around looking like wet dogs and men would take showers. We need someone like Betty Boop to be president. She would make sure our troops go to war looking like they are getting ready for a magazine spread. Betty Boop would also help the poor. Instead of them looking like bums, she would groom them and clothe them so they can look good like everybody else.