Review

Have you ever been to a play that was so good, you had to tell all your friends about it? Well, I have.  The funny part my review is, I forget the title.  Oh, well.  I loved this play.  The dancing, the singing, and most importantly, the acting.  The actors did a very good job with connecting to the audience.  No one even got up to use the bathroom.  Also, there were no babies crying.  When the dance scenes came to the stage, made me think back to my childhood when I use to dance.  The place kind of looked like a very nice school auditorium, kind of like ours, but smaller. Seats were filled from the front all the way to the back as if it were a Lil Wayne concert.  I'd give this play 100 stars, the singing brought chills to my spine and goosebumps to my arms.  Although there were no critics, I don't think, I would say this was an amazing performance, and I would see it again, and again, and again.  It was truly a very good play and brought many people all over the twin cities to watch.

Some details that would be included in the script (if there were one) would be personaility.  Personalitiy would be in my script because Fred has plenty of personaliity and energy.   Another thing it might say is be dramatic and move around. Add a girly voice and be nerdy to fit his character. Rock back and forth and stutter to match the characters personality, also talk very fast. Honestly, I don't think there was a script to this because Fred just say what comes to his mind.  The only character in this video is Fred, and Fred is a witch for Halloween.  Fred is suppose to be autistic or just plain crazy.  Another thing I forgot to include is, the clock, PlayStation, and the camera the Fred was not suppose to play with. Another detail is when Fred's mom came home drunk.  Fred was the mom, actor, and Fred.  When Fred transformed into his mom, he had a deeper voice, and he was an alcoholic.  His costume also changed, when he was Fred, he had on a witch hat, when he was the mom, he had a a pillow in his shirt, (I guess he was trying to be fat).  This film also takes place in his house, just to show that he is home for Halloween, instead of out trick or treating.  Another thing that could possibly be emphasized in the script is, his anger problems. Some other things may be the unicorn and the image of himself popping up behind him, kind of like a ghost.  This is a true short clip comedy.

Here's another funny clip

  

Haiku

Haiku:

Music:

• Music is calming
• all the words sound good rhyming
• music to my ears

Clothing:

• Long sleeves keep me warm
• Short sleeves in the summer time
• quarter sleeves in fall

Dancing:

• Do a silly dance
• dance all day in the mirror
• Be silly and happy

My national holiday is, talk like a text message day.  All day people have to walk around using text language.  For instance, lol, omg, or ttyl.  This is the day kids, teachers, and even old people can talk like a text and text all day, or any time.  Around this time people get the newest cell phone free at any store that cells the service they have.  Most people will decorate by hanging parts of the cell phone all over their houses or classrooms.  People may even go as far as wearing socks with cell phones and sweaters with  cell phones on them.  This is the second most important holiday of the year.  Talk like a text and text all day day started back in 1950's.  Back then people used can good cans, and a string to connect them together, kind of like a telephone to talk to one another.  Then the was the civil cell war, where Americans fought the Chinese to get their good ideas and more efficient technology.  One thing lead to another, then  BAM! we got text. The true meaning of this day is to celebrate the day we could communicate with one another without speaking, and to get on our teachers nerves.  So as you can see text is more important then just another way to communicate, it has a legacy that will never die, but will improve.

My Law

My law would be for all men and women of any ages to keep their nails clean and manicured. I don't know about you, but i hate being around or seeing people with dirty finger nails.  This would be my law because people's finger nails should be nice and clean, especially in professional settings.  Why should I have to shake or hold hands with someone with dirty finger nails, how disgusting and germ filled.  Finger nails complete a person's look and it also tells you a lot about someone.  For instance, if i see or meet someone with dirty finger nails, I immediately think they are dirty, or possibly don't wash their hands thoroughly.  It is important for people to have clean hands so the people we shake hands or hold hands with, do not have to worry about getting infected with something.  I know for a fact life would be easier for me if everyone had clean manicured nails becuase then my mind would not wonder about what I could catch after holding that person's hand.  If people do not follow this law, their hands will get chopped off.  Not only must their hands be clean, but they also have to very well mosturized, because crusty hands are also a big turn off for me.  But back to the punishment, this punishment is only fair, because then no one would have to worry about, seeing, feeling, or having to hold someones infested and dirty hand.

Don't look t him too hard, he kills.  This creature is something I like to call a Dorse.  Rhis Dorse is far from friendly.  Although he may look nice, and soft, and cuddley, he's not.  He eats humans, and will bight your head off in an instant second if you show any love toward him.  He is an evil creature but captures his prey by giving his innocent ook, kinda like the one in this picture above.  He is a bad boy and rules the underground where these Dorses live.  If you ever come across one, do not fall for its innocent look.  Blood is its favorite meal and will be more then glad to eat it any way it can take it.  If they haven't eaten in more then an hour and can not find anyone to eat, then they will eat eat eachother and then grow back off its remains.  Gross huh?! Make sure you stay away from holes and forests, or you'll be next.